Friday, April 8, 2011

Life Through the Eyes of the Littlest Photographer

Carson must have my passion for photography.

He LOVES taking pictures.

And by taking pictures, I mean he LOVES being behind the camera, NOT in front of it.

While I was busy uploading pictures of my own, Carson was running around with my old digital camera.

I was in tears laughing when I uploaded the things he had captured.

So here it is,

Life through the lens of a 4 year old...

His dog:



His garbage truck:



His train:



Ni Hao Kai Lan of course:



A picture of a picture of Brady Boo:



His Mommy:



The Sky:



The BBQ:



The Olive Tree:



My Hydrangeas
(glad I'm not the only one who likes to take pictures of my hydrangeas)



Our backyard:



Dog Poop:



The sky AND our backyard:



The imfamous "SELF PORTRAIT"



Self portrait... Take TWO



Tenaya... Again:



The Sky... Again:



Mommy... Again:
(At least he didn't cut of my head this time)



Pictures of pictures in my scrapbooks:



More pictures of pictures in my OLD scrapbooks:



More scrapbook pictures:



Engagement pictures hanging on the wall:



Apparently he had to go pee during his photography session....
Because we got that too:



His feet:



Inside the BB Q:



The Sky... Again:



Tenaya... Again:



The Sky.... Again:



I am probably the only one who finds this incredibly humorous...

But I am still laughing.

Dog poop... Really?

Sunday, March 20, 2011

The Duathlon

It was 6 o'clock this morning. As I was getting ready to leave, I hear Steve say to me as he is still laying in the comfort of our nice cozy, not to mention WARM, bed,

"I won't judge you. It's ok if you don't go."

Ohhhhh, How I wish I would have listened to him.


Even after a trip to REI last night, no wardrobe adjustments were going to make today's competition any better... or drier.

It was cold.

And pouring down rain.

While I chatted with another athlete as we waited for the race to start, we contemplated leaving.

Wish we would have.

Seriously, Starbucks was just across the street.

Damn.


So there we were, at Woodward Park in Fresno... Myself and maybe 25-30 other athletes, lined up at the start line ready to endure what was about to be the wettest, coldest, muddiest two hours of our lives.

First it was a four mile run. A two mile loop... Twice.

Did I mention it was pouring down rain? Well, it was. My feet were completely soaking wet before the race even started.

The first two miles went well. It was a trail run. Slippery, wet, muddy trail. Feet landing in huge mud puddles with every step all while trying not to slip, fall or twist an ankle. The next two miles were a little tougher. But I made it through.

Then, I got on my mountain bike for what was supposed to be 12 miles, three times around a 4 mile course. The course was so wet and the conditions were so horrible, they directed us to only do two laps. 8 miles total on the mountain bike.

At first I thought this is kinda fun. But somehow, not knowing how it was possible at this point but I seemed to get more wet, more muddy and more cold. I kept going.

As I was riding, I was thinking... "What the &%$# am I thinking? This is just crazy. Borderline stupid. There are people in the world that are suffering. Other who are cold with no roof over their heads. People in Japan who just lost everything. I actually have life pretty darn good at this point. So... WHY on God's green earth would I WILLINGLY torture myself to this extent?? And not just voluntarily, I actually PAID MONEY to do this!!!"

At that point I started singing my ABC's just to focus on something else.

With only one crash over the front of the handle bars, I eventually completed the 8 mile bike ride.

As I returned my bike to the bike rack, I asked another participant, "When is this supposed to get fun?"

Next, it was one last loop on the run. Only two more miles to go.

My feet were soooo soaking wet, I actually stopped to try to dump out the water in my shoes. There was no water. I put my muddy wet shoe back on and kept going.

As the rain was still pouring down, I just put one foot in front of the other and trekked on to the finish.

And there at the finish line were two of the most amazing people, Farron and Helen Reed, cheering me on and congratulating me. (Steve was at home with the kids... Darn him. Smart him.) Farron and Helen with Sierra Multisport Productions are the two responsible for putting together this crazy... er GREAT event.

I was still smiling... Shocker.


Then they announced the winners.

I didn't win.

Go figure.

But I got first place in my age group for the women.

WTF??

Oh wait, I was the only one in my my age group.

Shhhh.... Don't tell anyone. It'll be our little secret.



Next up...

Hello, Mud Run???

Can you hear me?

I am ready for you!!!!

6 days and counting...

Saturday, February 26, 2011

99 Bottles of Wine on the Wall...

... Take one down, pass it around,
98 Bottles of wine on the wall.

Well, OK... Maybe not 99 bottles but I should have bought more than just 12.

Yes... I have been quite the WINO lately.... and YES, by both standards apparently.


I have been known to complain,

AND...

I like to drink wine.

It's no secret.


And as of lately, I have been having a real hard time keeping Chardonnay in my house. For some reason, I buy it and it miraculously disappears. Not quite sure but I have an idea.... or a rather large hunch as to how this happens... Let's just say, I am a rather great hostess.

This leads me to my story. A friend of mine mentioned that Walgreens had their wine on clearance. Not just on sale... BUT CLEARANCE. Yes, I know all you cousins reading this KNOW what the word "clearance" means. But on wine? Really?

I mean who clearances wine unless it is old and well... shitty wine? Evidently, Walgreens does. Not really sure why. Maybe a little overstock? But what ever the reason, I quickly ran on my merry way to Walgreens to reap the benefits.

And the result stands as such... I purchased 12 bottles of wine for $44.20 my friends.

That's an average of $3.68 per bottle.


Let's get serious, we are not talking Rombauer status or anything here but...

Sterling, Edna Valley, Chateau St Jean, and La Crema were among the few name brand chardonnays in my shopping cart.

I mean really?... $4.23 for a bottle of La Crema Chardonnay??

YEP!

Best part is... check out the "Total Savings" at the bottom of the receipt - $136.32!!!

And I ONLY bought 12 bottles??

What the hell was I thinking?

UGH.


I need a glass of wine...


Monday, February 21, 2011

Super Bowl Cruise

We had just spent 4 hours in the car filled with pure anticipation for the cruise we were about to embark on. When the 6 of us, fairly light complected folk, arrived in line to board the ship, we noticed we were completely outnumbered, to say the least.

Was there a memo or something that we missed??

Not that it was a problem by any means... but the junk in the trunk was larger, the high heals were definitely taller, and the skin color was for sure, darker. A LOT DARKER.

We are about as blond, blue-eyed and fair skinned as you can get. We were the ones that stood out. People were looking at us and laughing. I'm sure of it. Where was that darn memo that we missed?

Well, sure enough... A day into the cruise, we learned that Super Bowl Weekend evidently is the "unOfficial" yet "Official" ANNUAL weekend that the African American community sets sail to Ensenada.

Let's just say that the crazy fun factor was raised a few notches for this trip.


Which leads me to a Super Bowl Cruise Weekend TOP 10 list:

1. The outfits - Them black girls can dress... Wow. I could not tell you how many times my eye balls 'bout popped out of my head. The bigger the girl, the more she owned that shiny bright red full body suit. phew. If only white girls could be so comfortable with their full figured bodies.... or maybe not.

2. The shoes - And the shoes to go with the outfits were even more crazy. Bathing suits on the pool deck were worn with 17 inch stilettos. (Ok, maybe I am exaggerating a little, maybe they were only 16 inches tall). And I hear there was even one girl with a gun as the heel... something like this:

3. No fake boobs - (Except for maybe a few in our group) But those sistas don't need no silicone. Trust me on this one.

4. Constantly waiting for Sir Mix-A-Lot to bust out with the live version of "Baby Got Back"

5. My favorite conversation with a rather nice and handsome young black man at while sitting at the black jack table:

Him: "You been on this cruise before?"

Me: "Yes."

Him: "On Super Bowl Weekend???"

Me: "No..."

Him: (just smiled and laughed while he nodded his head)

Me: "Yeah, I clearly missed that memo."

Him: (still laughing)

6. Charger Boy, Bicep Dude and Camo Dude -You'd had to 'ove been there to understand.


7. Constantly checking YouTube to make sure I am not in any videos from that weekend.

8. Lavantra, Jackie, their passed out friend and their many bottles of tequila.


9. Getting a contact high as we walked down every hallway. Seriously... How the heck were they able to smuggle all that stuff on the ship??

10. Celebrating Russell's 40th birthday aboard the Carnival Cruise Ship to Ensenada on SUPER BOWL WEEKEND!!!


We had so much fun, we actually considered doing it again next year!!!

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Snug as a bug in a... BOX.


I know, it is kinda hard to tell... But this is a picture of Carson, asleep in a box.

Steve got me a really cool wine fridge for Valentine's Day. Well, the box that the fridge came in was the hit of this party.

Brady was napping upstairs. I was working on picture stuff (and playing words with friends) in the office. And I thought Carson was watching cartoons.

Nope.

He created a home inside this box and fell fast asleep.

Zzzzzzzz.