Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Carson-isms

Carson told Suzanne today over the telephone, "No, Suzanne you can't come over. The house is messy. It is messy on the table. It is messy on the floor."

I guess I better get to cleaning and give that kid a dust rag!

Also...

Carson has also been the kid that is always thinking one step ahead of you. There is NO outsmarting him. If you tell him that he can't ride in your car because you don't have a carseat, he will reply with, "Get my carseat out of mommy's car and put it in your car."

So today, Carson was sitting on the counter helping Suzanne make toast (he did let her come over afterall). He wanted her to sit on the counter with him. She scooted her butt up on the counter and then told Carson that she couldn't sit there because it was sticky and climbed down. Carson said, "Then just wipe it!" Like DUH!! So, as I was wiping the counter, Carson proceeded to tell Suzanne, "Mommy is wiping the counter for you!"

Also...

Last night at dinner I gave him a red fork with a blue knife. Heaven forbid that I don't give him matching utencils. He demaned I give him a red knife to match his red fork. So, just for the record, Carson prefers matching utencils!!

That kid is way ahead of his game!! Keeping me on my toes at all times!

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